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An Official* Letter from the Cleveland Browns

After a lot of soul searching, the 2011 Cleveland Browns send a letter of "apoligy" to their fans.

 

Imagine our surprise at Bitter Orange & Brown headquarters when we received a basket of moldy fruit and this letter from the Browns...

 

THE BROWNS 

76 Lou Grozzo Blvd

Breea, OH 44o17

 

Dear Biter Oranage and Browns:

 

We, the Cleavelajnd Bowns, solemnly apoligize for our unability

to score touch-Downs this season and for how mutch we stink

when we play football and everybody watches us and wea’re

so bad.

 

Pleease except this basket of frut on behaf of all of are players;

coches; and Presadint Mike Holgrum. And Pat Shermer, the head coch.

 

We will try to play better in the neer futchure. We Promice. *smily face*

 

And pleasse do’nt B mad at us. Were tryin hard too score alot.

 

GOOOO BWORNS!!!

 

Jeb Colver

Jeb “Sammich” Colver

Cleveland Browns Blogger Relations

 

 

*The above is meant as a joke and is clearly NOT official communication from the Cleveland Browns. But it sure made us feel a little better.


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Susan Ruiz Patton December 07, 2011 at 12:17 AM
OMG Kristen, this is hilarious.
Kristen Kaleal December 07, 2011 at 04:20 PM
The Browns should probably hire someone who can spell better than a first grader :)

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