Here are this week's most bizarre police calls, reports and charges. All information was provided by police reports from departments in Patch communities. Where arrests or charges are mentioned, it does not indicate a conviction.
No happy ending here — A man went to a North Canton masseuse for a full-body massage, but ended up getting .
The man provided with a cell-phone recording of The Massage Center employee "soliciting sexual acts for hire along with prices and agreements/conditions," according to the report."
The report did not include arrest information, but soliciting is a third-degree misdemeanor.
Keep it down, please — Sometimes a Stow resident hears a variety of loud noises coming from her neighbor's portion of a McTaggart Road duplex.
She told she heard the couple arguing, but the sounds changed at 12:30 a.m. Aug. 17. That's when she reported hearing
It wasn't the first time the couple received complaints — the police report said nobody answered the door "as usual" when officers knocked. Disorderly conduct is a minor-misdemeanor in this situation.
Two charges, one hour — A drunken man received two disorderly conduct charges within an hour last week in Lakewood.
He had a dispute with his girlfriend at 2:30 a.m. on Lincoln Avenue. Police responded and placed him a cruiser. By 3:30 a.m., the man managed to jump out of the vehicle, according to police. That action netted him .
We don't need to see that — A few days later, Lakewood Police arrested a man after catching him in the middle of a unseemly act.
The man was around 8 p.m. Aug. 19 in the window of an apartment on the 14900 block of Lake Avenue. He was charged with public indecency.